Do you want to learn something new? More importantly, do you want to laugh? These super funny trivia questions are guaranteed to surprise you and tickle your funny bone. They’re anything but boring. Use them to entertain your friends and have a laugh when you’re on your own. Trivia has never been so funny!
Translate from Cockney slang: Westminster Abbey.
Cockney slang provides some of the most hilarious trivia questions. This one is not too… [insert answer]
How many questions do children ask per day on average?
I could’ve sworn it’d be at least a thousand!
What was unique about the 1973 Rugby Union Five Nations Championship?
The real question is, was there a winner?
In what month does Russia celebrate the October Revolution?
October would be the obvious answer, right? Don’t be fooled…
What color car are you not allowed to drive on a Sunday in Denver, Colorado?
Is orange the new black, or black the new orange?
Translate from Cockney slang: Mumbley Pegs.
Don’t try to make sense of it, just rhyme!
How did wildlife photographer Fernando Mocclola die?
Nobody could’ve predicted it…
On average, what is the thing that Americans do 22 times in a day?
After this, I wonder how many times Americans go to the bathroom a day!
What is the fear of long words known as?
Unravel the answer at your own risk!
What are people who love eating ice called?
Oddly specific facts always make the best trivia questions. There’s a very small chance you would know this, but it’s fun to ask!
What is the main ingredient of Bombay Duck?
That’s definitely a trick question!
What is a baby goat called?
It’s a child, one way or another.
What doctor type invented cotton candy?
1 out of 10 approves this message!
Who was once quoted as saying: “Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money”?
Truer words have never been spoken.
How long is New Zealand’s Ninety Mile Beach?
Would make sense if it was 90 miles, wouldn’t it?
What film had this line? “Rupert Pupkin, Ladies And Gentlemen. Let’s Hear It For Rupert Pupkin. Wonderful. Rupert Pupkin, Ladies And Gentlemen.”
Welcome to the comedy kingdom!
Who was once quoted as saying: “I knew I’d conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady”?
The truth will knock you out!
Unless one is a magician, what is illegal to own as a pet in Queensland, Australia?
Can’t have one, unless you can make it come out of a hat.
Who or what is a Gromit?
You might know this one if you’re into animated movies.
What film has this line: “Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you’re not nauseous”?
Death is just like a nap, but you don’t wake up.
What color is the ‘black box ‘in an airplane?
Maybe Netflix had it right all along…
Why does the woodpecker peck wood?
After you answer that, here’s another: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Translate from Cockney slang: Norman Watts.
Pronunciation is important in this one; turn your British on.
How many years old the oldest piece of chewing gum?
Older than the one on the inside of your middle school desk, that’s for sure!
In England, what is the hobby of people known as “twitchers”?
Ironically enough, you better not twitch when you do this.
If you had rubella, what would you have caught?
Such an exotic name for a very common ailment.
How often do cockroaches fart?
Almost as often as you!
What fictional character is believed to be real by more than 25% of Americans?
Wait, are you telling me he’s not real?!
Which country produces the most pears each year?
Try to think about where pears are from. Yeah, I don’t know either.
Where is it illegal for a man to wear women’s high heels without their written consent?
Can’t take the French exit in high heels in this country!
Telesphobia is a fear of what?
Everything boils down to the fear of failure.
In Denver, Colorado, it is illegal to mistreat who/what?
I suppose they don’t have as many of those in Colorado as they do in the streets of New York!
What is a Portuguese man o’ war?
After you figure out the answer, Google the images! They will surprise you more than the answer itself.
The planet Uranus was first named what?
Uranus has always been more of a Henry if you ask me.
What is known as Adam’s profession?
It’s that Adam from the Garden of Eden we’re talking about, after all.
A “yawl” is a type of what?
I know what it sounds like, but it’s definitely not a type of yawn.
Of whom was it said, “He was as elegant on a horse as Fred Astaire was on a dance floor”?
He could ride a horse like a true cowboy.
Thames water removes a ton of it monthly from sewage — what is it?
Otherwise, it’ll clog up the pipes, and we will all be swimming in it. Can’t imagine anything worse!
An average American does it 2.2 times a week — what?
Some people might think, “Only?!” Others will say, “So often?!”
40% of Americans have never been where?
This one’s sadder than it is funny.
In Japan, what is the leading cause of death for men aged 20-44?
No, it’s not heart disease.
By law in Boston what is banned from the back seat of a car?
Well, this is logical I suppose…
In which country is the dong used as currency?
Contrary to popular belief, it’s not accepted all around the world.
How long can the wood frog hold its urine for?
Much longer than a pregnant woman, that’s for sure!
Which month is named after a 2-faced god?
Does that mean everyone born in that month is 2-faced?
What substance is processed in a ‘Ginnery’?
I’d cheers to that, but there’s no tonic in sight.
What is the home of a Beaver called?
I think I stayed at a place like that once.
Why did Western Australia build a three-foot-high, 1000-mile-long fence between its northern and southern coasts in 1907?
Who is a three-foot-high fence going to stop, anyway?
Why was Cliff Richard banned from entering Singapore in 1972?
He could easily get in if he looked the way he looks now.
What, by law in San Francisco, can’t walk down Market Street unleashed?
I suppose it would create some traffic issues.
63% of Americans spend five minutes a day looking for what?
We wouldn’t have this problem if we focused on always putting it back where it belongs.
39% of women admit doing this to their boyfriend?
If your foreign mother has done this to you, there is a 100% chance you will carry on the tradition.
You use me from your head and your toes. The more I work, the smaller I grows. What am I?
Who doesn’t love a little riddle as a trivia question!
What American town has a population of only one person?
Check it out if you’re looking for some peace and quiet.
Translate from Cockney slang: Deep sea glider.
Cockney slang strikes again! Is it just me or these are hilarious?
What country banned hula hoops for imitating a “stimulating passion?”
No hula hooping on that land!
Which animal’s urine reacts to black light?
Without sounding weird, if you have one of those, check their urine!
How many times per day the average person urinate?
Almost as often as a cockroach farts.
Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what?
This fear will make you poop your pants!
How many rooms are there in the White House?
The real question is, does every room have an en-suite bathroom?
How long did it take the Chrysler building to lose its title of the world’s tallest building?
I’ve had one pair of tights for longer than that!
According to the Bible, who committed the world’s first murder?
The Bible kept score!
What does a somnambulist do?
You wouldn’t want to run into one at night.
Which anti-impotence treatment became the fastest-selling prescription drug in the 1990s?
And it continues to dominate the market.
What Benedictine monk invented champagne?
Who knew that monks could party?!
How old was the youngest mayor of Dorset, Minnesota?
If you ever think you’re too young to do something, think about this mayor of Dorset.
What is the oddest name of a town located in Norway?
God forbid you find yourself at the gates of this town…
There is approximately one what for each person in the world?
Here is a hint: you can eat it!
How do lobsters communicate with each other?
I’d like to see how their conversation about who gets to use the bathroom first goes.
What animals are said to dislike the music by Willie Nelson?
His music is not exactly perfect for walks in a field.
18% of Americans mention who in their will?
That’s right, they deserve the world!
1 in 20 women say they have never touched what tool?
Clearly, they have never had to dig their way out of a situation.
26% of McDonald’s Ontario employees admit to doing what?
Never eating McDonald’s again after finding this out!
In Little Rock, Arkansas, men and women can get 30 days in jail for what?
You won’t flirt your way out of this one!
In St. Louis, Missouri, it’s illegal for a firefighter to rescue who?
I’d say a saved life is worth the embarrassment.
Six copycats were sitting in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
A good old-fashioned riddle… you can’t go wrong!
What country has the same name as a bird?
If only there were a country named “chicken.”
What does a soldier keep in a frog?
Good thing soldiers don’t use bayonets anymore.
Which slang term derives from olden-day smugglers who hit brandy in their thigh boots?
It’s in the name!
What doorknobs are self-disinfecting?
Believe it or not, this doorknob will not give you Covid.
Where is it illegal to eat fried chicken with a fork?
It should be illegal everywhere.
What is a haboob?
It has nothing to do with breasts, believe it or not.
In America, what color is the green card?
Trick questions for all immigrants!
When someone kills their wife, they are committing what?
Murder would be right, too…
In which organization is the leader known as the Grand Imperial Wizard?
The term to describe the leader is just as bogus as the organization as a whole.
96% of American children can recognize this restaurant mascot.
The other 4% have never had a truly happy meal.
What do Cleopatra, Margarett Thatcher, and Mia Farrow all have in common?
They’re all women. What else?
What grows faster during human pregnancy?
Makes me think pregnancy must not be so bad.
What bones don’t harden until you’re a grown adult?
Be careful with these; they will help you walk through life.
What common spice can be fatally poisonous?
Anything can be poisonous if you have too much, but this one has been proven to harm people.
What word was spelled out in the first neon sign?
Surprising, right?
Every year 30000 US people are seriously injured by what?
It can make you healthier, but it can also kill you.
What is the Swedish name of the official who acts for the private citizen in complaints against the government?
It’s a funny name, but they’re doing God’s work!
A ‘Turks Head’ is a type of what?
Here’s a hint: it has nothing to do with turkey.
What animal kills more Americans every year than sharks?
Sharks can be surprisingly friendly, while this animal is surprisingly… not!
Which country’s territorial possessions have 12 time zones?
Fun fact: the country itself only has one!
It is illegal to do what in the French vineyards?
That just sounds like common sense to me, but UFOs might have a different opinion.
Which dinosaur had 15 horns?
What, is two not enough anymore?!
According to a survey what people have the most hated job by the public in the UK?
Beware, these have nothing to do with glazed donuts, which are loved by all!
A Curofact is a sexual fetish about what?
Forget feet, this is the newest craze!
When is your wooden anniversary?
Is your relationship as stable or as tough as wood after this many years?
Final Words
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